Wednesday, 16 July 2014

WYPW

 The Winter holidays are always the hardest, it's wet or it's cold or it's both and it means the kids spend a lot of time inside.


In case you're wondering number 5 feels like being pushed back under just as you took a breath.


Sometimes I think arranged marriages aren't a bad idea, my boys will need to have the controllers surgically removed before the big day.

This is so true it's not even funny!


Still I just need to get on with it and do some laundry!


If I had extra cash I would hire a maid, but due to the following facts my employment opportunities at night around the kids schedule are limited.


thanks for reading,

Mel xo

16 comments:

  1. Too funny! Oh yeah, about the last one, there are FAT strippers and MOST can't dance!

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  2. Oh you made me laugh until I coughed my head off! My favorite is the laundry one! Only 2 of us and I still can't keep up. No idea how you do it!

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  3. Oh... thanks for the morning chuckles Mel! That last one made me spit up my tea. LMHO!!!

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  4. Haha... stopped doing their washing years ago, now they have to do it themselves - because I washed, dried, folded AND put it in their bedrooms, only for them to throw it all over the room and not putting it away in the closets. Thinking about the last one, seeing as I have more than enough time ... just need some work on the body ..lol!

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  5. Hilarious! Glad I am not the only one who feels like all I do is put things away all day. I swear, I think I am the only person who even notices things on the floor since everyone else carefully steps over them as opposed to picking them up. Sigh.

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  6. I never thought about the putting other peoples crap away, but yup - that is accurate.

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  7. Thanks for making my lunch break from doing the laundry a happy one. I'll just toss the rest in the fireplace :>)))

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  8. Bahaha! If there's a place for fat strippers who can't dance, I'm taking a job there!

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  9. Oh, yeah! I watch a lot of reality tv while I'm crafting!

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  10. Mine never did have his controller removed. I should have insisted on that before the wedding, lol!

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  11. Do you think there is work for a 62 yr. old, fat stripper that can't dance? I could really use the money. Thank heavens I'm past anyone handing me a baby while I'm drowning!

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  12. Ha, too true! Brightened up my morning, thanks Mel! xx

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  13. Ah...the video game one. LOL. Rob used to play a ton after Wynn was born...now that we are outnumbered I think it's been played twice. :)

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  14. Hilarious!!! I swear, if I'd had a fireplace when the kids were growing and multiplying their laundry.....!!!!

    -andi

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  15. I've never thought to burn the laundry....and I've finally stopped picking up after people... I just yell it up. I yell and they pick it up!

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